January 2012
33 posts
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Whenever someone talks about the homosexual agenda...
mohandasgandhi:
Protip: Before getting weird and Islamophobic, read the Qur’an and do at least minimal research on the history of Islam.
I really don’t want to have to get embarrassed for Islamophobes anymore. I think educated Islamophobes like Christopher Hitchens and the arguably educated Sam Harris are a rarity. How many have read even a single Surah? If you proclaim to dislike a religion,...
kelsium:
The bitch in me says that Zooey Deschanel has convinced the world that a flurry of activities that are acceptably feminine but unusual enough to potentially make them a talking point is a valid substitute for a personality.
The amount of people calling me 'Dan' after being...
GROWING EXPONENTIALLY.
What is this.
Just. Stop.
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Now I'm watching a basketball game.
Dear Meryl Streep, what’s with me today.
Apparently.
Grindr conversation has turned to the Niners Game
How long until he notices I don’t know what I’m saying?
I’m capping it at 3 messages.
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I'm narrating Facebook status updates at work.
I’m a terrible person.
But, honestly.
Paula Deen has Diabetes.
A part of me is crushed.
SHE CAN’T EAT HER OWN FOOD ANYMORE GUYS.
We’ve hit the one.
December 2011
62 posts
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